Dick Fest

Featuring

If you have to ask

Psychotomimetic Circus of Planetary Plurality.

Careful with that axe Eugene.

  • When: Night and Day
  • Where: Camp Dick
  • Why: Not?
  • Who: Cerebral Canscapers
  • How: Camp

Camp Dick is located up from the Peaceful valley campground. The Peaceful Valley area is where the Peak to Peak Highway and the Middle Saint Vrain Creek meet. Dick Fest takes place a mile hike up from the Camp Dick trail head.

The Journey

Everyone's path is different. Individual results will vary.

Preparation

Manifest

  • Sit down facing a corner of a dark closet.
  • Ideate your attendance and activities.
  • Come out of the closet.

Pre Flight

Pack

You'll have to carry that weight [one mile].

Arrival

Travel

  • Peak to Peak between Ward and Raymond, aux Jamestown, Ward, Lyons or Allenspark.
  • Drive through Peacful Valley Campground.
  • Trailhead at end of road.

Hike

  • Take the trail leading to the right off the off-road road.
  • Cross the bridge a short 80m later to hike along the East side of the Middle Saint Vrain.
  • Bout halfway there is an ever shrinking strip of Aspens near a site some have previously camped.
  • It opens up more deffinitively at the second clearing where there is a line of site to the Dickface.
  • As this clearing ends, look for the double rainbow and head towards the water.

Bring

Pack a few things. In fact pack more.

Water

Water is deliciously heavy! You could alternatively pack pills or filters for the stream nearby or achieve giardesic symbiosis.

Layers

It's gonna drop at night. Listen to your brother. Is that a real pancho or a Sears pancho?

Tarp

A good bit of cordage and you can improvise a web to provide shelter and sustenance.

Papier Toilette

Real life saver in a pinch. Suggest quilted, unused or slightly used.

Light

Pack something with batteries to help you orient yourself in case your love light dims.

Layzther

Higher wattage will allow for greater range and facilitate more galactically diverse correspondance.

Testimonials

Stanly

Saint

Much more insane than usual! Its like i could see inside myself. Most the time its a little fuzzy but this time it was almost HD.

Persephone Wilson

Fish Monger

The Universe is me and I am the cigar.

Mrs. Poppins

Day Tripper

The hills are alive with the sound of music!

Voj Diaper

Pisces

Do not think about recreating what I did. It’s stupid, potentially dangerous and most likely illegal where you live. Knowledge gained from this should be shoved somewhere dark.

Bonnie Johnny

Totally Ungrounded

My girlfriend had to baby me around cause I kept thinking we were getting lost then each time I tried looking at the ground it fuckin dissapeared just boom, not fuckin there.

Spyridon Pagoniadis

Dealer

I got sap on my hands but it stayed in my heart.

Amelia Airshart

Circumnavigatron

The end of the future. Mustard?